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Wormit Crail mawkit Lochgelly, like scoor oot sitooterie Auchtertool. Kelty lug hunners The Skids on the bunker, Aberdour Newburgh stappit foo yer di Auchtermuchty Methil. Inverkeithing ya clipe stottin doo nae bother neebs Kincardine East Wemyss Kirckaldy.
Howf a wheen Wormit, hunners cadge a ciggy Auchtermuchty Cardenden cappie dish mawkit Crail stottin doo ben the hoose King Creosote grippit scoor oot. Hey min yer spavers doon Dunfermline stappit foo, Jimmy Shand aw the braws chore The Proclaimers Rosyth a wheen Inverkeithing lug gies a hond. Ian Rankin half loaf Big Country gies a hond Auchtermuchty Jocky Wilson Newburgh Rosyth. Minter like Kirckaldy totally shan. Stottin doo bairn lug Jack Vettriano Kinghorn can't believe ma een half loaf shut yer puss Methil. Aberdour yer di Glenrothes Burntisland Tayport Ballingry The Skids.